lesbianhallieparker:

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sexhaver:

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this just seems so ripe for jokes and terrible takes from all angles

owochimuwu:

i encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. this has worked out spectacularly for me

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solidsnake:

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆…PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! ‘LEST…THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈… HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

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2nnorg:

Тольятти, район Жигулевское море, застройка 1980-х годов, 16-этажки серии ll-60. Togliatti, ‘Zhigulevskoe sea’ district, 16-storey buildings of ll-60 series, built in 1980s.

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howelljenkins:

howelljenkins:

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

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clefairytea:

Ok not to be really insufferable but I think the thing that’s often lost when people talk about the Pokédex is that it’s assumed it’s genuinely a tool for adults. Like the in game professors describe it as a “high tech encyclopaedia” and that’s taken at face value.

But in Japanese the word used is “図鑑” - “zukan”. This means “picture encyclopaedia”. But what the implication of this is is actually mostly stuff like this:

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Like the type of thing you read in primary school! Those big illustrated books that give kids introduction to just simple concepts of biology, or zoology. Full of fun facts that may not be 100% accurate but sure are cool! Not necessarily a robust resource for adults.

I’m not saying “zukan” is never used to refer to something a bit more high level. A little search around and I did find zukans that seemed targeted at older people, but honestly I noticed some of these had negative reviews like “there’s no furigana in this! This is too hard for my kid!”. So that to me suggests the connotation is very much like. Kids encyclopaedia.

So my point is when the Pokédex says bonkers stuff like:

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It’s more akin to children’s encyclopaedia publishing a “fun fact” that’s just like…could be theoretically true but only if you simplify a bunch of stuff.

Anyway my point is

a) the Pokédex is a resource specifically for grade-school age children

b) Professor Oak is one of those professors that at some point diverted most of his time into children’s science communication.

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leporell-o:

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

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A sexual identity is only constricting and restrictive if it doesn’t fit you. Lesbianism does not need redefining, expanding or updating. A few people just need to come to the realisation that they aren’t lesbians and that bisexuality is a beautiful inclusive unapologetic identity….look within hon.

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manicpossumdreamgirl:
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manletsexual:

beaky-peartree:

beaky-peartree:

Du kannst nicht “Geschlecht” ohne “schlecht” buchstabieren

i would post this joke in english but it doesn’t translate very well

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no i think it translates just fine actually

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uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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